$NOIDEANo Idea Cat
$NOIDEALOCAL EXPERT IN NOTHING
He arrived prepared to improvise incorrectly.
At 9:03, No Idea Cat reported for duties nobody assigned. The bowl was full, the door was open, and the plan was missing. He raised both paws to confirm the situation. Since then, he has remained available for questions, provided nobody expects an answer. His method is simple: stare past the problem until somebody else names it.
The available evidence is brief and unhelpful. Every route returns to the same professionally maintained uncertainty.
No Idea Cat reviewed every option and declined to recognize any of them.
NO PLAN AVAILABLE◆BOTH PAWS UP◆THINKING STILL PENDING◆ASK SOMEONE ELSE◆CONFIDENCE REMAINS UNEXPLAINED◆MEETING ADJOURNED EARLY◆SAME ANSWER TOMORROW
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